Between changing a baby diaper and a grandparent’s!

Between changing a baby diaper and a grandparent’s!

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“Cutie, cutie! Let papa change your diaper,

mummy’s in the kitchen getting your bottle!”

But papa was slow…

Cutie’s fountain shot into the air

splashed onto his face!

Papa was stunned!

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“Mum, mum! Today I help uncle

changed granny’s diaper in the ward!”

Grandma had stroke and was incontinent.

Tommy was indeed,

an apple of granny’s eye!

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Quote:-

“That people think they can talk to you about poop. ‘Oh, you have a new baby? Is she sleeping? Is she pooping?’ Normally I’d be blushing, but as a parent, you just get used to it, and pooping is just another verb in your vocabulary.” — Jimmy Fallon