Once a man arrived at a village and announced that he would buy monkeys at 100 bucks each. Villagers were very happy, as they started catching monkeys from the nearby forest. The man, as promised gave them Rs 100 for every monkey. It was a good source of income for villagers. The man bought hundreds […]
How to Reverse Diabetes Naturally in 30 Days? Diabetes is a rampant disease found across countries and communities. If you are suffering from Diabetes, you are probably taking oral medications at least 2-times day. Or you could even be using Insulin injections before meals. You are pretty much resigned to the idea of being dependant […]
Tonle Sap (pronounced tone-lay sop) is the largest lake in Southeast Asia. The river that connects the lake to the Mekong River, the Tonle Sap River, has the distinction of being the world’s only river that reverses course twice each year flowing in opposite directions. In 2015, I spent a few days in Siem Reap, […]
If I were a tree,I could stand there still.I would sink deep into my roots andrest from the haste of life. I knowmy work is donebecause I was completely myself. I would know with intuitive certainty,I have grown, I have flowered and borne fruit.I would know about the big letting go before winter. I would […]
“Quick, call 999, and go get the AED from my car!”
… throwing her car key to her son nearby.
( Wow, she even had an AED in her car!)
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Watching a few trainings in progress, as participants learned to do CPR on manikins.
“Madam, madam, are you ok? (Shaking the manikin’s shoulder…) Quick, someone, call 911, and bring the AED!”
“er… 911? Isn’t it 999 in Malaysia?”
“Oop, let me start again! Madam, madam, are you ok?…..”
( Too much of watching western movies and ER series? ‘911’ seems natural to a few of them! Ha, ha!)
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Any questions?
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“What if I break the victim’s ribs?” “…so, you rather watch him ‘go forever’?”
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“What if, it’s a lady? Do I put my hands on her chest?” “Stupid question! You better don’t be around if I ever collapse in office! Move! My turn to do CPR!” And the plump senior lady knelt before the manikin.
A woman renewing her driver’s license at the DMV was asked by the clerk to state her occupation.She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. “What I mean is,” explained the clerk, “do you have a job, or are you just a …?” “Of course I have a job,” snapped the woman. “I’m a mother.” “We […]
In the olden days, single ladies will toss oranges into the river on Chap Goh Mei, Chinese Valentine day. This is on the fifteenth and the last day of Chinese new year. Men would be scooping them to make contact with these ladies.
In this age, someone should be creating a ‘virtual river’ instead!
Are you throwing oranges this Chap Goh Mei?
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It is not about finding a perfect partner. It is about being a perfect partner.